How Not To Get Murdered

There's a lot to be learned from this site. But besides the fact that I'm not the only one that despises Ross, you should probably study the least killable people and see what they're traits are.

For instance, if you tell it like it is and don't dress up a bad situation, you're less likely to be killed. Or, if you're a hot chick, you're less likely to be killed. Sometimes, age and the ability to make a mean muffin will keep you alive.

So study up and get your killability level down.