Groundhog Torture

What-Do-You-Think Wednesday

I think that we can all agree that Punxsatawney Phil needs to be punished for seeing his shadow on Monday and therefore bestowing upon us further winter torture.

But what would be fitting punishment for our rodent friend? (especially in the light of current events)...

Punxsatawney Phil Punishment
What should his punishment be for rendering 6 more weeks of winter on us? Having sunburst nipple clamps put on all 8 of his mammaries? Having painful Botox injections to make him look younger? Getting kicked through an upright from 35 yards? or Force him to watch the new Ashton Kuchar movie? View Results