Cooperate (why don't ya)

I need some help from the music industry. Last night the Seinfeld was on where Kramer had an intern to do all his odd chores for Kramerica Industries. Since I don't Edmerica Industries will be getting an intern any time soon, I need some help from the music industry. I need a menu where I can pick and choose the groups I like and I need that to magically produce a calendar for me of their album release dates and when they're going to be in town. I recently found out that I missed the latest Howie Day release. Now that's just tragic.

DARREN!!!

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(Scene: At NYU)

Kramer: Dean Jones, you wanting to talk to me?

Dean Jones: I’ve been reviewing Darren’s internship journal. Doing laundry…

Kramer: …Yeah.

Dean Jones: …Mending chicken wire, hi-tea with a Mr. Newman.

Kramer: I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it’s business as usual at Kramerica.

Dean Jones: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

Kramer: And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken.