These 5 Things

These 5 things I know are true.

* If I was in school today would be a snow day.

* Last of the Mohican's is the best movie based on a James Fennimore Cooper book.

* I have no idea what Australia day is but I have seen Crocodile Dundee ten too many times on cable.

* If static electricity could be harnessed, I could quit my job. and

* It's really odd that spackle now comes pink but dries white.