Impersonating a W2

Open letter to the imposter...

Dear W2 impostors,

I know your company is trying to make money. I'm sure you've got to make that next BMW payment. I get it. But don't send me spam in an envelope that is exacly the same size and shape as a W2. I mean, c'mon, we all know that a W2 comes in a specific envelope that you can definitely pick out in a line-up. It's very distinct. In fact, I'd have to say it's the gull-wing Mercedes of the envelope world - you just can't miss it.

So when you send me that spam in an identical envelope you're just impersonating a W2 and that's not right. I know that it's also the time of year for W2's so you did catch me off guard.

Next month, when you send me that spam-valentines, at least make it cute.

Sincerely and Still Awaiting His W2,

Eddie