The Best Count

I certainly don't have the best of everything. I don't have the best house, the best car or even the best TV of most people I know. I don't live in the best city or have the best job around. I can't say that my dog would even be ranked as the best by some people, but we like him. I can't say that I have a lot of the best stuff, but this I know. I have got to have the best sheets around.

5 words kiddos: Egyptian Cotton, 400 Thread Count. That'll make you want to stay in bed.